I’m Pretty Sure PUDDLE OF MUDD’s New Song Is About Getting Out Of Jail & Butt Stuff

Puddle Of Mudd is again and boy I want they weren’t. No less than not with this track.

Puddle Of Mudd is now streaming their new single “Beautimous” which I am fairly certain is about butt intercourse and getting out of jail. I do not even know the place to begin with these lyrics as a result of oh my god, they’re all terrible. For reference, please benefit from the entirety of the primary verse under and check out to not throw up.

“You’re my stunning little catastrophe
C’mon, little child
I find it irresistible whenever you present up bare
Shaking on the entrance door
‘Trigger I am your back-door, trap-door man
Child, let me in
So we will get right down to some sinning
Tongue-tie me to the ground
Child, I wanna be your little whore”

Poetry! The entire “getting out of jail” bit comes within the second verse, which begins with “Get away thе toy field, child, I am out of the slammer / I am able to play within the sand” and options such tear-jerking strains as “You realize I am digging in-betweenie / You realize we’ll sha-sha-sha-sha-shazaam.” I feel a part of the creep issue right here too is listening to this track alongside seeing the under (AI-generated piece of absolute rubbish) paintings.

Additionally, I am nonetheless skeeved out by that first line a few lady displaying up bare to somebody’s door shaking and the very first thing this man thinks is “butt intercourse.” Simply… dude, come on.

Anyway, Puddle Of Mudd. New album Kiss The Machine on Might 2. Do whatever you want with that information here.